I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Farmville is her only friend.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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