Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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