4 words: hood of his car
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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