so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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