Christians are straight up FREAKS
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
