Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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