Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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