So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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