You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i think i have two assholes
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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