This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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