Whod you bang
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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