So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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