we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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