I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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