Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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