there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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