i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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