Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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