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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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