I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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