Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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