So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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