I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Alive.
So much puke
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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