You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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