my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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