I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize