"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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