You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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