put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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