We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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