She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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