CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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