Joe is yelling at the trees again.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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