I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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