It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
sarcasm needs its own font
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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