super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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