Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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