this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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