How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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