one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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