he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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