i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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