so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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