pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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