Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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