Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Dignity is for republicans.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
