lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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