My brain says no but my pants say off.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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