even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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