playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I looked at my own cervix.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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