one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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