my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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