I don't think brook has ever known best
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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