Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
cat food counts as protein by the way
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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