gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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